wooly bikini

a bikini with a built-in merkin.

Check out the wooly bikini near the lifeguard stand.

by fendersnap January 10, 2010

Woolydoop

Something that is outrageous or crazy.

Hey did you see Cory benchpress 305 today?

Hell yea. He hit that woolydoop on that.

by Str8SikWitIt February 16, 2010

Woolner

A trustafarian, who is well into green shit and saving the planet. Also, enjoys flying around the world and poking poor people with sticks. Enjoys the taste of their own farts

talleyballyho rupert! will i be seeing you in verbier this winter, i've got some of that funky beat music we can mash to, i am such a woolner!

by douchebagexpress1234 October 22, 2010

Woolboy

To fuck with your clothes on.

I didn't want to get caught so I just had to woolboy her quickly.

by Native Cheif March 8, 2011

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

WoolMouth

Jaw-locking dryness of the mouth, more grandiose than cottonmouth.

I have woolmouth.
He/She/It has woolmouth.
We all are really f*cking woolmouthed.

by Lillie pockets May 1, 2011