bob and wheel

A British phrase referring to successfully spooning someone.

I went down to the pub to meet Jane, and after a drink or two I gave her the ol' bob and wheel. Real good.

by TheChangeMaster April 4, 2017

Broke Man's Wheels

The TRUE underlying words of every BMW and its wallet siphoning maintenance and rent/mortgage size payments and upkeep.

I'm gonna have to sell a kidney and lease out a lobe of my liver just to pay for the tune up on my Broke Man's Wheels 540i.

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 29, 2018

double third-wheeling

When two of your best friends date each other, so that means you're third-wheeling both.

"Hey! I heard Tess got a boyfriend, how's the third wheel life?"
"Double third-wheeling, you mean, her boyfriend's one of my other best friends."
"Ahaha, sucked in!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn August 6, 2018

brick on wheels

If they are named this, they are gay.

You are a brick on wheels.

by Dimond Picaxe February 1, 2019

The Emory Wheel

Fake news

Jack: Hey did you see that article in the Emory Wheel?
Cruz: yo that shit is fake news!

by skyhighskittles February 22, 2019

Convo 3rd wheeling

When two people are having a conversation and you don't really contribute anything, you just kind of feed off of it. Sometimes even through eavesdropping.

Guy 1: Did you see the new marvel movie?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty sick!
3rd wheel: Hey me too!

Guy 1 and guy 2: -_- dude stop convo 3rd wheeling

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Chinese Cheese Wheel

When your bomb ass chinese side piece eats a whole bag of cheese puffs and her fingers get caked in cheese. She then proceeds to give you a cheesy handy until you cum in her hand. She then rolls the cum and cheesey crust into a cheesy cum wheel and eats it. Chinese cheese wheel

Yo bro did you see Mark's girlfriend last night? She was giving out some bomb ass Chinese cheese wheels bro!!

by Lil Dick On the Prairie July 23, 2020