Definitions by TheChangeMaster

Melesium 

The periodic table lists this element as ME. An exotic element present in demi-gods that prevents them from sweating, unlike mere earthly mortals.

A person named Melese couldn't sweat because his pores were made out of Melesium, the rarest element in the universe.

Melesium by TheChangeMaster September 3, 2019

bob and wheel 

A British phrase referring to successfully spooning someone.

I went down to the pub to meet Jane, and after a drink or two I gave her the ol' bob and wheel. Real good.

bob and wheel by TheChangeMaster April 4, 2017

double middle 

1. At times when not one middle finger will suffice, but the almighty double.

2. When two middle fingers are thrown up to the sky.

Term was originally coined by doublemiddle.com

I went to the mall and got arrested by a mall cop so I gave him the double middle!

double middle by TheChangeMaster November 24, 2010