Wednessday

When a stupid monkey wants to type "Wednesday naked" and they accidentally or intensionally missplelled the name of an emo bitch

google user: "Wednessday naked"
Google: "stfu"

by WeedAddicted October 5, 2023

Wednesday

The worst fucking day of the week for me. Just everything goes wrong. I don't know why.

Guy 1: Yo, why you so mad?
Guy 2: It's Wednesday.
Guy 1: Okay?
Guy 2: Fuck Wednesdays! Most goofy ahh day of the week.

by AverageAvgeek January 4, 2024

Wednesday

When it all goes to shit on a night shift on wanky Wednesday

Well that was another Wanky Wednesday

by BHF2024 February 8, 2024

Wednesday

When it all goes to shit on a night shift Wanky Wednesday

Well that was a wanky Wednesday

by BHF2024 February 8, 2024

wednesdayitice

When it's a Wednesday so you get sick and miss school.

Wesley had a serious case of Wednesdayitice.

by Wesels March 27, 2024

Wednesday

1. The middle of the workweek, often named "Hump Day", where people begin to see hope.

1. It is the middle of the week, Wednesday, and I am so glad Friday is coming.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

wednesday

A homophobic slur against gay men, particularly men whom “hump” each other.

“Go and hump your gay boyfriend, you absolute Wednesday!”

by dogpawswapgod September 2, 2025