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Coom-wagon

A term used to describe one’s balls that are larger in size.
“Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”
Coom-wagon by Thrasherboi_skrr December 3, 2020

Chunch Wagon 

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.
Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard”

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”
Chunch Wagon by chunchlord July 25, 2021

Chunch Wagon 

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.
Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard”

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”
Chunch Wagon by chunchlord July 25, 2021
A G-Wagon or an Mercedes G Class is an car that was developed as a military off-roader, later becoming an luxury 4WD car.
Hey bro,my mother just bought a G Wagon for my birthday.
G Wagon by Ieepuroy November 22, 2021

Cunt wagon

A trash-talking bitch so awful that her cuntness is greater than the amount of a single cunt, but rather that of an entire wagonful of cunts
“Fuck, my sister-in-law told her daughter that I don’t like her and then that child asked me about it in front of everyone. She’s such a cunt wagon!”
Cunt wagon by ThatBitchAmanda December 17, 2021

Paddy Wagon 

1. A sexually attractive part of a person's body.
2. Someone who you don't want to mess with.
3. A police van.
Damn girl, you rockin' that paddy wagon in the back.
Damn dude, you cut, got them paddy wagon pecs.

You mess with paddy wagon, paddy wagon mess with you.
You don't rough and tumble with paddy wagon.

Don't drop the soap in the paddy wagon.