venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

Venus Cum Traps

When you blow your load right in your ladies eyes and she has fake eyelash extensions on.

I came on my girls face last night and it landed right in the Venus Cum Traps. She was furious.

by Johnnyb907 March 6, 2024

Venus Callipyge

It is a statue in whatever fuck museum, it is famous for its uh art. In greek it stands for venus of the beautiful buttocks. yeah I'll stop here.

Rich man 1: excellent art from ancient times.
Boy 1: daddy why she's naked.
Rich 1: shut up boy you dont understand the man who made venus Callipyge.

by Statuesque March 26, 2024

Venuspater

a father of a beautiful daughter(s)

Felix, the proud venuspater, watched his beautiful daughters walk gracefully glide across the stage, their beauty captivating the audience like the goddess Venus herself.

by slingshotfm April 2, 2024

Ventura county

I've living here for over 20 years accumulatively. Here is what this county is all about. Nimby's, Nope's, draw bridge politics run this county whole Heartley. It is very locals only and very cliquey. You will have section 8 housing right across the street from million dollars listings. It's been called Bakersfield by the Sea, VENtucky and poor-man's Santa Barbara. You will have graffiti and homeless in residential Neiborhood's. They still have the traffic camera's that even L.A doesn't have anymore. Personally, I would rather be in Orange County or San Diego. Oh and yes they INFACT have the highest median home cost than anywhere else in the state of California. Welcome!

Yo let's go to Ventura County to pay for the overpriced fair, record shops and see people surf some whitewash at surf rodeo.

by stainless67 July 6, 2024

venusss

venusss is the cutest girl ever even though she may not realize it. If you know a venusss you are incredibly lucky and you better give her the world! Sometimes venusss may struggle with life and things like dates but everyone still loves her and everyone hopes that she succeeds and gets the best out of life!

Omg is that venusss! She is so adorable!

by SmileySmilesLC August 13, 2024

Venus

The only planet that helps get more penis.

"Girls go to college to get more knowledge"
"No, you're wrong. Girls go to Venus to get more penis"

by #dada69 on colornames.com >:) January 4, 2025