sonoma valley high school

a small high school full of ass hole white bitches and the darkest secrets that you’ll ever find. you can get the best weed here at anytime and let’s not forget the juul room, where the boys trash the place and have raves in them.

i hate being at sonoma valley high school, i am changing schools.

by yo-yo go go January 30, 2020

Lea valley

Lea valley is a school where the most shit happen such as, fire alarms getting pulled every hour, fights happening every second and a new principle every week. Lva is trash, its ghetto and the people in it are even more trash. The teachers are shit and waffle the most and misuse the system. I really recommend u going lva, it's a experience you'll never forget, trust me

going lva, it's a experience you'll never forget, trust me

idiot: yooo lea valley is so ghetto the fire alarm got pulled again
stupid: really! that's the 5th time today

by I sucked ur nan last night May 16, 2020

Joel Valley

A period of unresponsiveness by a close friend to myriad questions and talking prompts often followed by prolific response to a randomly selected collection of said questions and prompts.

"I haven't heard from Derek in ages - I'm bracing for the stream of thoughts on the other side of the Joel Valley."

by The Mödling Watchman February 4, 2021

death valley

the hairy area between your thighs and balls, that smells like shit (even if you showered) and usually gets uncomfortably warm the quickest out of any body part

guy 1: dude, mark smells like fucking cow anus!
guy 2: bro he just showered, he probably needs to shave death’s valley
guy 1: whats death valley?
guy 2: death valley is that area between your thighs and balls that always smells like ass

by guccisocklubewater August 9, 2021

Juniata Valley

Middle of nowhere school with a bunch of hillbilly’s that smoke nic and a bunch of whores who are ran through

I went to juniata valley last year and i saw a bunch of whore

by i’m homelesssss September 19, 2021

happy valley high school

A bunch of rednecks acting gangster and annoying ratchet bitchs

That makes sense they go to happy valley high school

by Another hood redneck September 24, 2021

Twin Valley Middle School

In a quiet place where one half is amish, other half queer (no in-between), Twin Valley Middle School was created when Tom Wolf took a fat shit and gave it $500,000 for funding. A bunch of half witted half titted girls, and a bunch of Russian Freak Show rejects, you're better off taking your kids to one of Bill Cosby's lectures on respect instead of to TVMS.

Person 1: oh look, it's a holocaust museum!
Person 2: No, that's Twin Valley Middle School

by LukE12345657890 December 13, 2021