vaginal steaming

When a woman gets so mad that her vagina starts to steam.

"Man, did you see how Margaret was vaginal steaming when the boss told her she had to work overtime?"
"Yea man, she was smokin hot!"

by An Fírinne Hurts January 1, 2019

vaginal tetanus

noun: A really tight pussy.

MAN THAT GIRL HAD SOME VAGINAL TETANUS!

by pseudonymfail March 15, 2011

vaginal jesus

wp band; penis

I am listening to Vaginal Jesus.
I am going to tear your Vagina with my Jesus

by christ99 September 8, 2015

vaginal melancholy

Vaginal Melancholy: When a woman's vagina is at peace.

Woman1: When is you time of month?
Woman2: In a few days, but right now I'm experiencing vaginal melancholy.

by JJmCwizzy July 27, 2008

vaginal dystrophy

A weak or susceptible vagina / female genitals that cannot withstand prolonged periods of abuse or have unusually low pain tolerance during intercourse.

Briana: When I have sex with my boyfriend, it becomes unbearable after even a minute
Doctor: It sounds like you might have vaginal dystrophy

by Secondhand Woman 6969 November 17, 2014

Vaginal Caviar

When a womans vagina is the breeding ground of fishy smells.

Girl: Hey babe, mind going down on me?
Guy: Aww, what the heck. Hell no, its like Vaginal Caviar down there.

by localh July 25, 2010

Vaginal Aspergers

Chick who won't have sex during her period even though the guy wants to because her lady parts aren't in the proper state.

Went over to Trina's house last night but the bitch had vaginal aspergers and I couldn't stick it.

by Bronco Spurlock March 3, 2017