Great Northern Toaster

The Great Northern Toaster has a serious of basic steps to follow.

1.) Shit in sexual partners mouth

2.) Proceed to have sex with the person while they still hold the shit in there mouth

3.) When the male partner ejacuates on the womens face she spits the shit out then and only then

Man last night me and Eileen tried the Great Northern Toaster, and I felt bad because she had to hold that mouthful of shit for 2 hours before i busted a nut!

by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 25, 2009

cinnamon knuckle twister

When you fingerbang a mexican girl so deep that your nuckles massage her clitoris.

Me: how was your night with Juanita?
Renzoni: It was great, I gave her a stinky cinnamon knuckle twister

by Mr.Prosciutto October 21, 2011

Mexican Titty-Twister

When one shits in a blender, blends on highest setting, and then pours it over a women's tits while singing the Canadian National Anthem.

I had a great time last night. We did Mexican Titty-Twisters until 4 in the morning.

by hammondmatthew14 October 30, 2012

dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017

Twasted

The process of getting completely and totaly wasted. Usually to the point where you either A) black out, dont remember, end up with two rico suaves in your dads car, pass out still in your boots, lose your car, purse, mind, etc.

Lets get twasted and take advantage of ourselves.

by J. Field February 14, 2006

Texas Toaster

A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten

Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them

by convojake February 23, 2011

Twatter

One who uses hate words to attack others on Twitter.
Sound's like Twa - waiter.

That person is the biggest twatter. They never post anything that is positive or rationale just hate.

by jamfetto March 19, 2010