Turbo

A man or woman who sports the requisite mullet, tight acid washed jeans, hi top sneakers with fat tongues hanging out, a Warrant shirt (or paraphernalia of some such other dirty hair metal band). The turbo loves cars, but due to dire financial straits, can usually not afford a nice one, sometimes opting for a bicycle of equally low caliber.

Larry is such a turbo. I saw him riding home from the beer store with a case of Coors Light on his handlebars. His mullet was flying in the wind and his jeans were so tight I thought he was gonna pass out!

by Jenabee October 21, 2010

turbo nerd

A person who wears a sweater vest, pocket protector, thick glasses and talks about how much they love Star Wars. Overall, they are the social outcasts who play Dungeons and Dragons on Saturday nights and go to comic conventions each week.

Man, that kid is such a "Turbo Nerd"

by H C G December 11, 2006

turbo

codename for black man or nigga, when one might be present

bgun: "Yo, man there be a gang of turbos at this KFC!"
kona: ":Yea man, turbos love their big fried breast."

by bgun May 9, 2008

Turbo

adj: when something is past ultra, past mega, past extreme, and past massive.

Garret is turbo fat.
That food is Turbo nasty.
She is a Turbo whore.

by Drelove October 2, 2005

Turban

1. A Vagina.

2. A popular form of headgear worn in the Middle East, North Africa and Southwest Asia. They are designed to help keep the user cool in hot desert environments such as the Sahara.

1. I wanna smash that yats turban in.

2. That sikh is wearing a turban.

by skankmaestro January 5, 2011

turbo cunt

A hard derivative of a turbo shandy, half a glass of vodka, a dash of coca cola, and topped with cider.

you coming round to mine for some turbo cunts before we go out?

i'm not having any more of those turbo cunts before we go out again, i was battered!

by FlashJoe January 6, 2008

Urban Turban

Nickname for veteran Texas born blues guitarist Sonny Rhodes. It is a self proclaimed title because of the red turban he dons on stage.

Sonny Rhodes a/k/a "the Urban Turban"

by Unskinnybob February 8, 2009