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Pinto Tucker

An infamous archaeologist, who is most famous for his work in Incan and Aztec artefacts, he is in many ways likened to a living Indiana Jones, or a male Lara Croft. Born in the UK, he is now a A-list celebrity even though he has had very little media coverage.

He has written books such as "The essential guide to shooting a monkey!" as a slightly satirical look on his adventures, and annoyances of the wildlife he has encountered.
"Pinto Tucker is the most influential man in the modern world today, he's been through so much but still lacks the arrogance of many a traveller, but retains the warmth and humour of a best friend!" - Nelson Mandela
by Daniel Winter June 30, 2004
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Train Tickets

Slang term for hits of acid
We need a dozen train tickets for the party Saturday.
by shit towne pat April 23, 2008
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Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket

Seasonal for the 2008 GOP (Republican) Presidential Election. Geezer refers to Senator John McCain and Gidgetrefers to Governor Sarah 'Baracuds-Lipstick-Pitbull' Palin.
Street Conversation: "I know that if the Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket gets elected, we'll be selling pencils and turning two dollar 'ho tricks to pay the rent. No doubt!"
by Mike the Arf November 4, 2008
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Tucker

He’s that buzz cut guy with a little dick he like cows and he wants his little brother
“Jamie come here I’m going to smell you teeth” Tuckers
by Jesus himself69420 December 15, 2021
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sellin tickets

The act of trying to pick up girls when out on the town.

Used because the act of talking to unknown females more often than not looks like you are trying to sell them raffle tickets. Also the chances of taking one of them home are about the same as winning said raffle.
Dunco:"Man, I saw you sellin tickets last night! How'd you go?"
Red:"No winners man"
by Dunco October 24, 2005
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poo ticket run

The act of getting naked when intoxicated, placing about one metre of 'poo tickets'(toilet paper)in between the bum cheeks, setting the end on fire, and running to extinguish.
there is no example needed..just do the poo ticket run!
by first witness December 31, 2007
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tucker

A trendy female, typically, who tucks her skinny jeans into her boots.
Alternatively, a trendy male who tucks his skinny jeans behind the tongue of his (limited edition) Dunks.
205 Christie was packed with tuckers last night because one of the guys from Spank Rock was spinning.
by h+j February 22, 2007
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