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In The Truth

A phrase used by Jehovah’s Witnesses to refer to the state of being a Jehovah’s Witness (JW). It is based on the assumption that the JW faith is the one true religion and is the only one that teaches “the truth.”

Synonyms: One of us, baptized, in good standing

Antonyms: Disfellowshipped, apostate, out of the truth (or simply “out”), worldly people
Example 1
JW 1: “How long have you been in the truth?”
JW 2: “My whole life, I was raised in the truth.”

Example 2
JW 1: “Is Roger still in the truth? I saw him hanging out with some worldly people.”
JW 2: “Oh no, he’s out. He got disfellowshipped for knocking up his girlfriend.”
by JW Terms October 13, 2018
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the truth

Apple computers, ipods, etc. are a horrible waste of time & money.
Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!

Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?

Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!

Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!
by Girl Who Loves Microsoft October 18, 2008
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Sodomizing Gun of Truth

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!
by Fannyfondler and Waffleman September 16, 2008
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truth

Something that can be proved as beneficial or relavent. But nothing is true on this earth.

Everything is a lie, no matter what Wal*mart tells you.

And if you do know the truth, you are either..

A.) God

B.) George W Bush

or C.) Yo momma.
by Phatal August 29, 2003
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Truther

George Washington: "i cannot tell a lie, making me a truther."
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truther

Instead of being a bad liar, she was a bad truther, because she acted like she was lying when she was really telling the truth.
by a.personally.bad.truther November 29, 2009
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