Toolshed

The word is defined as a dim witted yet high esteemed boy or man ... usually loud , braggart , someone who is always trying to waaay exaggerate things they have done and narcissism traits do appear as they are usually losers completely lacking in social skills ...

“Brad is a total tool shed !! If he brags one more time about his supposed computer Skills I’m gonna bitch slap him!! ... brad is defined as a toolshed ..

by Qhairball October 3, 2020

Tooseema

A name that you will only hear once in a lifetime. The true meaning has not yet been discovered but rumours have it that Tooseema is the goddess of class and seduction. If you find one, don't ever let her go.

Paul: Who's that?
Peter: Tooseema
Paul: Damn, she's fine!
Peter: I know right!

by dbchet December 1, 2020

Tooshin

Miscellaneous items found in a purse.

I dumped all the tooshin out of my purse.

by Icky151 December 5, 2020

Toope Moment

That moment when you fuck up typing a word or sentence multiple times in a row,

Jon: "I've been diagnosed with cacne"
"Canecr"
"Cancer"

Lucas: "Haha you just had a Toope Moment"

by overgrown cumstain December 10, 2020

TootShute

Your butthole and rectum.

"Ewww, what's that smell?" " Sorry lad, one slipped out the TootShute."

by CrystalPepsi1776 December 21, 2020

Tootsie Pop

A person that is hard to handle

Man that guy is such a Tootsie Pop

by GoofyGoober2004 December 31, 2020

Tootsie Roll

A pair of edible panties with a human shit inside.

Sarah took off her edible panties prematurely because she accidentally made me a, “Tootsie Roll”.

by St@rdu$t January 24, 2021