your a toaster

When some when messes up so bad you call them a toaster because they burnt the bread.

Person A : AH crap I F*cked up
Person B : Your a Toaster

by elizor09 May 1, 2021

Cum Toaster

When you cum inside a girl and then the cum comes outside through the vagina and it resembles the motion of the bread in a toaster.

Abdul: "Yo, yesterday me and this cute chick fucked and I finished with the Cum Toaster!"
Harry: "The Cum Toaster? I thought that technique was forbidden!?"

by quantinium September 4, 2020

Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity

Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.

by Diddlenut August 3, 2025

Kittanning Toaster Lovin

When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.

Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin

by Makeumybitch August 11, 2018

Toaster ec

Toaster ec is a toaster who chats on discord. hes a bit mean and cannot be loyal.
Hes also straight
and hates munkeen sometimes

Toaster ec is so cool.
Toaster ec gonna have a livestream!?!?!

by dkzjclz0 August 13, 2020

Golden Toaster

A Golden Toaster is a magical device that can heccing hack by pushing the toaster thing up and down this causes the computer codes to obey.

Robbie Rotten used the Golden Toaster to break FanGeopolitics

by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015