toast boy

Someone who eats a lot of toast. Normally a lazy fool who can't be arsed making anything else. Or referencing 'toast boy' that was created by mc Devvo- David firth.

'Danny, you're such a toast boy. You don't even put beans on it'

by Lt Kush July 16, 2017

Toasted weenie

A penis with an STD

"Dude did you hear? Katy gave Joey a toasted weenie at the party!"

by drowning.silence April 07, 2015

Constipated toast

It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.

person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)

by dave829 June 17, 2011

stoner toast

A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.

Dude I got cheesy garlic bread and imitation lobstermeat in the freezer we gotta make stoner toast.

by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017

Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.

me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."

by toast Kevin April 19, 2021

Bageled Toast

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.

I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.

by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

Toast Plate

A plate that has been used for food, but isn't so dirty to require washing, so long as you use it for the same kind of meal as it was previously used for.

"Did you just use a dirty plate?"
"Yeah, but it's only had toast on it so it's fine - it's a Toast Plate."
"Oh yeah, that's okay."

by December 12, 2020