Because screw you, that's why

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.

Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!

by BomberJacknut September 01, 2020

Big screws!

Another way to say Screw it

Eric Cartman: Big Screws!

by Sillit Shrew March 15, 2022

screwing it down

To speed, to drive to excess, to exceed the speed limit. Screwing the gas pedal to the floor.

Screwing it down a bit, weren't you boys?

by GliveCo February 23, 2019

corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 29, 2010

screwed And speed

Screwed and speed is a unique vibe of music created by underground icon (JX666) where the music is slowed and speeds up to give you an unforgettable feeling .JX666 was Influenced by the late dj scerw and edm to create this one of a kind sound …

I love that new screwed and speed track to my fav artist songs

by Chris slowed July 02, 2023

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange April 06, 2016

[sasquatch screw]

Getting dressed up in a Sasquatch outfit, kinda like a furry and fucking a woman from behind making sasquatch like howl's

Joey's roommate Andy gave Bridget a sasquatch screw last night, the howling keep him up all night.

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010