twat mcwaffle

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.

Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.

by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017

twat gut

See bunt

"I thought the girl was walking backwards, but it was just a bad case of twat gut."

by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003

twat dung

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.

that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.

by marniac June 5, 2009

Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.

Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did

by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009

twat hound

Variation of playboy or poon hound. Often used to describe a man in wolf mode.

You ol twat hound you.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

selfish-twat

A self absorbed bitch that always believes they are right.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.

by A_REAL_AssHOLE May 15, 2014

Cujo twat

When a female gets so aroused her pussy starts drooling like a Saint Bernard.

When Sarah was getting a thigh ride from Tom he could feel her wetness through his jeans, he knew by her extreme cujo twat that he would be getting puss tonight for sure!

by Bearballs 44 August 21, 2017