tiny horse

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.

Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 09, 2024

tiny tot

Slang term for very small penis

Did you see Michael's tiny tot when his shorts fell? It was like looking at a shriveled tator tot

by Mr.starbux October 06, 2017

Tiny house

The abode of pretentious trailer trash.

I don't live in a mobile home, I live in a tiny house, mobile homes are for poor people and comply with safety regulations.....

by DAG June 28, 2023

Tiny house

When two women; who are 5ft or shorter; Eiffel Tower a guy (guy gets pegged by one of the women when doing the other)

Cathy and Beth; looked at Figo and simultaneously suggested they “tiny house” him.

by YurtSquirt69 September 12, 2020

Tiny Tummy

Someone that doesn’t eat all the food they order.

Micheal Sondermann is today’s tiny tummy because he didn’t eat all his chicken nuggets.

by Dayton Dan January 24, 2021

tiny josh

tiny josh is the smallest of them all. to make up for his absence of bone structure, he is very brainy

“Hey, it’s tiny josh!!”
“lmao i used him to cheat in the maths test”

by funkysillg_ooglyboogly May 06, 2023

Tiny spoon

If anyone ever gives you a tiny spoon to eat you dessert with instead of a big spoon then it means they love you

“They gave me a tiny spoon they must really like me”

by Bin.Fin December 07, 2022