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Boom Tube

the Boom Tube is, The act of a man (usually middle eastern) strapping a grenade to his ball sack with the intention of having rough enough sex to have it go off. This is a terrorist tactic...
Hey man, did you here how Achamedia died?
Boom Tube kill him?
Yeah...
.....Nice
by ASDFAFERADSF November 14, 2011
mugGet the Boom Tubemug.

Freedom Tube

A freedom tube is the name given to the ventilator administered to non-vaccinated Covid-19 patients. It is ostensibly used by 'liberals' on the sub/Reddit forum r/HermanCainAward as means of making fun of people who have died of Covid-19 while promoting anti-mask, anti-vax, or Covid-hoax views.
Johnny spent 21-days in ICU on the freedom tube before they put him in the forever box. He died doing what he loved: Owning the Libs.
by NoNameMcName September 21, 2021
mugGet the Freedom Tubemug.

groovy tube

slang used by hippies to refer to either
1. a dildo

2. a penis
EWWWWW i found your moms groovy tube!

hey baby, wanna have a suck on my groovy tube?
by DJ Squiggly January 6, 2009
mugGet the groovy tubemug.

tube steak

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.
by Richard Black May 13, 2005
mugGet the tube steakmug.

Noob Tube

Any explosive device that is mounted to the gun in a game.
Good for firing at multiple enemies coming around a corner.
Bad for firing at one guy who can be easily dispatched with one bullet.
"IT'S A TACTICAL ATTACHMENT!!!!!!!QUIT USING IT LIKE A NOOB TUBE!!!!"
by Gamer117 December 11, 2009
mugGet the Noob Tubemug.

cock tube

When you see a slut with an adams apple... shes probably got a dick or hundreds down her cock tube before (air tube).
Billy: Wow robyn is such a slut.. Jack: yee but i'd stick my dick down her cock tube any day!
by joey hyucke March 7, 2008
mugGet the cock tubemug.

dude tube

a hallow tube that you fill with dryer sheets and exhale smoke (usually of the mary jane type) so your apartment doesnt smell like weed or your parents dont catch you also is called an asshole
Joe: dude lets blaze
Mark: wait man where is the dude tube?
Joe: o shit yeah dont wanna smell the place up
by Matt Marx October 18, 2007
mugGet the dude tubemug.

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