screw

referring to the OG DJ Screw

what up screw

by gettinjuicy June 11, 2021

Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024

Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

iranian screw

When a man had dickcheese and penetrates a woman to get rid of it

Im about to inflict the iranian screw

by BombVestOwner January 28, 2019

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

Keep on screwing

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.

Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!

Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!

Cathy Keep on screwing!

Both Aaahhh! Kill her!

Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!

Both Disembowl her dead corpse!

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020