Cartinal Screw

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.

Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.

by Dooderpant June 22, 2024

Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.

I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.

by Clitcracker January 4, 2020

Clit Screw

When a girl uses her clit to fuck a dudes dick.

Instead of sounding me, she clit screwed me!

by Tippletoppletapple April 1, 2021

im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

Screw loose

Brixton Bulley

Bulley has definitely got a screw loose under that mullet

by Gagandeepp April 13, 2022

Rusty screw

The act of having anal sex without emptying one's bowels beforehand with (most commonly) a man over the age of 75.

Damian : "Me and Winston had a cheeky rusty screw while his grand daughter was in the other room!"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"

by LargerThanAverageDave May 7, 2023