Maile

A woman who knows you better than you know yourself and knows exactly what to say to you to make you feel better. The most amazing partner in the world. You spend your whole life searching for her but you can't find her because there's only one. <3

Do you know Maile?

by Jason_sun November 7, 2022

mail genitals

Dir. Ref. To waiting for the mail to come

Mail genitals is dat macho macho mail.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

vent mail

Email or snail mail that's purpose is for venting some steam.

My sister sent me vent mail after her husband called her chubby.

by mellymel103 March 30, 2010

Drea-mail

When you think you sent an email to someone but it turns out you only dreamt that you did.

Did you submit that report like I told you to Larry? Did I only ask you that in a drea-mail?

by Newsfguy1 April 9, 2024

lychee-mail

refers to mail or correspondence that makes mention of lychee

"Lychee-mail is so the new gmail."

by Monty S January 1, 2009

Stranger mail

A message you just sent yourself as a reminder, but forgot about soon enough to be thrilled by the beep signaling "mail received". Like if other people actually wanted to text you.
Mechanism akin to that of Stranger's hand.

Damn! I thought someone remembered my birthday this year, but it's stranger mail with this article on suicide I wanted to save for later.

by adasny March 23, 2018

Mail chick

Not everyone that delivers the mail is male. Some mail carriers are female.

The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020