How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

James Norris

James Norris is a different term of a dead trim

Hey bro what happened to ur hairline?
I asked for a fade and mans barber gave me a James Norris!

by Aidan.1-0. MrMason May 13, 2020

Norris Nut

The act of ejaculating between a painting of a horse and a glass of milk; can be preformed with our without a second individual.

Terry preformed a“Norris Nut” before his test to let out steam.

by Ugene! February 12, 2024

Norris

Its a type of person that doesn't know how to do some things.
For example:

Random person: Dude that girl is SO norris.
Other person: OMG thats so true, why'd somebody be like that?

by Norris Meaning June 7, 2019

Amelie Norris

Amelie is such a kind human she can keep the best friends and can sometimes be annoying but oh well

Maria-omg there hanging out AGAIN how do they have such a good friendship

Alpha wolf- she must be an Amelie Norris

by Mia Simpson December 13, 2019

Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.

Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly

by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021

lando norris

a fuckin awesome THREE time f1 grand prix winner.
(probably the 2024 wdc and im predicting it rn)

me: did you hear that lando norris won the dutch gp with a winning margin of 22.896s?
bro: peak frfr

by ln4ngel October 8, 2024