Alan

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Also a dumbass

Wow it’s a alan in his natural habitat

by Croc77 March 8, 2022

Alan

most normal guy ever. submissive. obsessed with tanish's ass. wants manya to destroy HIS ass.

Alan: Hello 🤓Did you know newton measured the circumference of da vinci's ass to derive the equation to perfectly fuck him.

by bruni9597 June 22, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Alan

A nice, funny, sarcastic, charming man who cares for the one he loves most. You might never hear “I love you” come out of his mouth but you see that he does when you look him in the eyes. His smile is amazing and can make your heart melt. He is above average down low but not to big, he is the man you want. His heart is big but can be over shadowed by his pride and stubbornness. Alan has many flaws but alphas many more perfections. The Alan I know had child hood trauma so this might not apply to all “Alan’s” but I’m just speaking from experience. He is very smart and sometimes will amaze you with how smart he really is, but at times he can be an idiot. Like I said you might never hear “I love you” but if you do that means your very special to him and if you leave you’ll break him.

“Alan is nice at times but can also be extremely prideful” Girl 1
“I love Alan but he never says it back, I think I should break up with him” girl 1
“I’ve never heard him say those words, that’s just how he is. Take a good look at his eyes when you say it next, you’ll see it” Alan’s mother

by the only Nameolygest October 18, 2020

Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people

ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan

by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021

Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

by Mr Majos March 13, 2023

Alan Janney

An author of many books such as: The Outlaw and Good Girl.

Alan Janney is my favorite author

by Cheetahchase October 26, 2020