darker than the inside of a cow

A very dark place with no light

"That cave is darker than the inside of a cow"

by Christel March 21, 2007

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higher than bird pussy

1. something exteremly high.

2. being blown out of your mind.

1. "gas is 4 dollars a gallon, damn thats higher than bird pussy."
2. " shit last night was crazy we played beer pong and were ripping the bong all night, i was higher than bird pussy!"

by agreen09 June 3, 2010

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More than two genders

a lie

SJW:theres more than two genders!!1!

Me:No

SJW:*Vanishes*

by a human withA functioningBrain December 10, 2020

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higher than bat pussy

Used as a figure of speech, saying that someone is very high.

"Man, when I hit that bong, I was higher than bat pussy."

by tejano_in_iowa October 2, 2006

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straighter than a honeymoon dick

A)The assumption is that if you are a good, decent, god-fearing, American man, you will have waited to fornicate with a woman until after your wedding/(start of honeymoon). At which point your Johnson will be fucking ready to go... pretty much anything straighter than that.

B)a phrase most often heard from douche-bag male golfers, who mutter it under their breath in frustrated confusion after slamming the ball totally through the break of their given line while putting.

A)"All's I'm saying is there are some guys you just don't have to question, for instance Chuck Norris is 'straighter than a honeymoon dick'"

B)Caddie: You can sink this one Rmull I'm sure the line is a cup on the left.
(golfer putts and misses a cup on the left)
Douchebag: "Your fired! (now grumbling) Fucking putt was straighter than a honeymoon dick.

by Stubalove July 1, 2011

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