Testicular Platform

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)

Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.

by Copete389 June 4, 2011

Testiclees

god of rash covered scrotums

Pray to the alter of Testiclees in my pants.

by Christina O October 8, 2005

testiclese

Like testicles but ... cooler to say.

"Suck my testiclese, bitch!!!"

by Dj Roara ( created by Son Tran ) September 4, 2006

testiballs

cross between testicals and eyeballs. can mean either.

if your testiballs go blurry you may need glasses

by smoi March 4, 2005

testicle

a surprise test on the testicles

is this a quizicle? No its a testicle

by mctits March 28, 2003

testicalls

Lord of all N0blets

Phj34r m3 f0r I 4m t3h k1ng 0f t3h n0bbies

by n0bby January 27, 2004

third testicle

a uncommon slang used to show your distressed thoughts about something sexually displeasing.

nick: dude that guy has no dick! that is FUGLY!

austin: oh shit! i cant feel my third testicle!

by BUNCHO April 2, 2009