Tennessee Butt Muffin

To stick a muffin in a persons anal cavity, then penetrate the cavity repeatedly followed by eating the muffin.

Last night i gave Veronica a Tennessee Butt Muffin. She LOVED it!

by Phyato Productions April 21, 2015

tennesee finest

You pack a lip and take it out and jizz on the the dip and put in her mouth and slap her repeatedly with your dick

I gave Martha The tennesee finest last

by ballinjohnk4 August 13, 2016

Tennessee Dip

When a girl takes a filled used condom and sticks it in her bottom lip and slowly sucks the cum out similar to the way one chews Tabacco.

After sex I couldn't find the condom because Miriam was jones'in for a Tennessee Dip.

by Big waters house July 10, 2016

tennising

When two guys are simultaneously sex with a girl and she bounces inside of one to the other, much like a tennis ball going back and forth.

Person 1: Hey, Brad and I were tennising this girl last night so hard, she bounced off the bed!
Person 2: Brad, you are such a douchebag.

by Flick The Jew March 5, 2017

tennis racket

the tennis racket is used to play tennis, obviously

Hey, want to play some tennis?
Sure! Let me bring my tennis rackets!

by DJ NINJA9 November 6, 2020

college tennant

to rent in the student district, and know that you're going to get fucked over by your landlord in the form of shitty maintainance and getting royally fucked on your security deposit.

I knew I was a college tennant when my landlord wouldn't allow me to attend or even tell me when they were checking out my apartment (true story)

by Paul S.W. November 3, 2006

Danger Tennis

Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

champion

"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush

by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009