Telford

Telford was developed in the 1970s as a 'New Town'.

Keen not to repeat all the errors that made other new towns such dreary crime ridden dumps, such as Milton Keynes or Stevenage, Telford Development Corporation came up with some new and refreshing mistakes all of their own, making Telford possible the biggest planning disaster in the whole UK.

In addition to being the chav capital of the UK, it has the world's largest Primark store, the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the solar system and has only about 30% of the population in employment. These are all Polish.

It does have some good features. Every year without fail it wins the league table of 'The Most Godless City In The World' (True) having lowest rate of Christian Church attendance in the known universe, even beating Tehran.

Telford: Chav Capital, 'Most Godless City In The World' winner 1999 to 2011, dump.

by Telford Atheist Number 235,675 July 3, 2010

i tell you what

chiefly southern, esp texan. added at the end of pretty much anything, esp to add exclamatory sense to a clause. has a somewhat cryptic meaning known only to southerners. so you non-hicks, stop trying.

Bill's car is so red, I tell you what!

by yuan January 6, 2005

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

Telli

Telli is an azeri name, meaning a girl with nice hair. It also means in many cultures, an angelic-like girl with a beautiful personality, with a happy aura around her, and a girl whom is very smart and funny, and daring.

parya: OMG THAT TELLI IS HAWT STUFF.
amrita: I KNOW IM SO JEALOUS OF HER MEHN, PEAK TIMES FOR US :( WISH I WAS A TELLI.

by tee-dawg. May 17, 2011

tell me when to go

1. Probably the best bay area slap that got this whole hyphy movement introduced to the rest of the country even southern california.
2. A term used in the yay area to get ready to get hyphy, go dumb, thizz etc.

1. Now shake dem dreads...(going stupid at a club in
oakland)
2. We was in fillmoe up in the city just crusin and ''tell me when to go'' came on the radio so we all pulled a slideshow in our scrapers right on divisidero and grove.

by tyrone j July 4, 2006

teluda

Used in computer games. The winner of the match refers to himself as teluda. He pwn's everybody around him, in the game.

"I have just become 'Teluda' of 'World of Warcraft'"

by peckham_444 August 10, 2006

tele-coddle

Using cell phone or land line to comfort or remove age appropriate responsibility from another - generally a son or daughter who would benefit from learning to deal with adversity without parental intervention. Similar in approach to e-coddle but more interactive and often involves the parent/coddler demanding to speak with another adult or organizational representative who is not performing as the child (and parent) would like.

Nicole's mom could not help but call and tele-coddle her when she saw that Nicole looked unhappy in the on-line camp pictures.

by Tim Wentworth September 28, 2008