fang-tard

n. Person who mistakenly thinks he is a vampire. Individual who dresses like Drakula to emulate a creature of the night.

Gatherings in which vampirism is the primary theme, and those attending are dressed like fang-tards.

by cHup_Acabra July 13, 2009

Dah Tard

A person specifically that has no life, eats his/her own shit, speaks like there constantly choking on somthing(preferably a dick), and creeps around pretending to have friends and tries to get hugs and gets denied cause nobody likes him/her but in dah tards eyes is loved by everyone and everything. Also the tard has massive amounts of dandriff, smells like the shit him/her eats, cross-eyed,walks like a hunch back, and no one can understand why he/she was even alive in the first place and says "Yur gay" to every insult you throw at him/her.

Guy: hey look theres DAH FUCKING TARD!

Dah Tard: heh heh whats up guys? heh heh

Guy:*punches tard in face* FAGGOT!

Dah Tard: yur gay

by mclovin1337lolz June 13, 2009

Jerk Tard

someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion

Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.

Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.

by Big Toe Lover June 2, 2010

AIM tard

Someone who doesn't know what they are doing on AOL's Instant Messaging program. They don't get the features and generally are just confused about AIM.

Man Collette, can't you figure out how to join our group chat? You're such an AIM tard.

by natasha+dr.fupa November 28, 2007

Wii-tarded

using other system's controllers like a Wii-mote

Dude, you look Wii-tarded waving that Xbox360 controller around.

by Marcus White December 27, 2007

Tard face

Usually a face that you use when saying "dur" or "duh". A gesture.

Wow, your tard face is bad.

by Greg J. Brown October 9, 2008

Adventurd Tards

Adventurd Tards are Un-Humans that Make up Random Reasons why Adventure time is Better than Regular Show. They say that Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and Over again. that's Because Adventurd Tards havent seen Most of the Episodes. Regular show has Alot of Good Ideas Eg Terror Tales of the Park, Exit 9B. Adventurd Tards also think Adventurd Time is Better because of the Popularity. WHO CARES ABOUT THE POPULARITY!. Most of those People on the Popularity List are Kids. Regular show is More Mature. They also say that Because it was Made 1st. Wow Just because Something was Made 1st. BTW I Don't hate Adventure time.

Me: What's Better Adventurd Time or Regular Show

Friend: Adventure Time

Me: ok.... Explain Why

Friend: Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and over 1st its just Mordecai & Rigby arguing, then they take it to the Extreme

Me: Really? are you F**king Serious

Friend: Why is adventure time more popular then?

Me: Most of the Fans are Kids. Adventurd Tards these days....

by bigDood247 April 28, 2013