Guppy Twat

Someone who always pushes you to the edge, never knows when to stop. They are immature and always thinks they're right. They are often typically gypsies.

Girl 1: nahhh u know I'm always right, see here look
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!

by Ur main hoe Xoxo May 22, 2017

tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.

Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.

by The mad shatter September 8, 2018

Twat-tacular

When you engage in intercourse with four females that are all related.

Sallys having a family reunion saturday, i'm going for the twat-tacular.

If I can get with Jenny's grandma I'll finish off my twat-tacular.

by Mr. Harry Twatter January 14, 2010

Tingle-Twat

pulsating sensation in your twat, when you see someone or something that excites you; a symptom of dickitnitis.

I mean everyone experiences tingle-twat but you can’t act on it EVERY time.

by GABJ February 19, 2019

Twat-letries

Products relating to vaginal upkeep, refreshment, or stimulation.

Brandon: ...So she asked me to pick up some tampons and I was like, "bitch get your own twat-letries".

Calvin: Nice! We're still going tanning right?

Brandon: Hells yeah!

by Dirty Rogue March 20, 2010

Cruise Twat

Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.

RUN! THE CRUISE TWATS ARE ARRIVING IN ARUBA! HERE THEY COME!

by bitchValentina December 21, 2018