twat mcwaffle

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.

Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.

by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017

twat gut

See bunt

"I thought the girl was walking backwards, but it was just a bad case of twat gut."

by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003

twat pink

Shade of bright pink, akin to that found in female genitals.

He was so embarrassed, his face went twat pink.

by Twabasco February 15, 2009

Guppy Twat

Someone who always pushes you to the edge, never knows when to stop. They are immature and always thinks they're right. They are often typically gypsies.

Girl 1: nahhh u know I'm always right, see here look
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!

by Ur main hoe Xoxo May 22, 2017

twat chisel

Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.

"Your remark makes no sense. You are a twat chisel."

by Nettlesome March 24, 2019

twat cotton

A tampon.

I just started bleeding from my vagina, and I need to buy some 'twat cotton'.

by Revvie October 22, 2015

Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.

Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did

by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009