Feminist Toilet

Where the toilet seat just won't stay up.

I went for a piss but the you got a Feminist Toilet, so i pissed on the seat.

by LifeLesson October 28, 2013

tussle with the toilet

To poop.

I have to go tussle with the toilet after eating all that pizza.

by zac archer June 28, 2008

Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.

Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

by Brad Samples August 10, 2006

Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

toilet scar

The stripe of fecal matter that is sometimes left behind when the toilet is flushed.

After dropping the kids at the pool, I noticed I'd left quite a toilet scar.

by RangerX February 4, 2004

toilet candy

a sweet or confectionery found on the floor of a public toilet that may resemble fecal matter

husband: honny i just found some toilet candy

wife: be sure to wipe it before you eat it

by rolph December 14, 2008

Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009