by Beijingmonaghan May 12, 2010

The act of masterbating, and ejaculating on a non living object such as a computer screen or a toliet seat cover. including the furry seat covers
by anonymous1200 December 21, 2008

by zekecalamari March 31, 2010

by 0niTTRay January 10, 2004

Similar in nature to the 'faraway look' (she was pretty from far away, but up close she is sort of ugly). The retardaway look is where someone looks like a retard from far away, but up close looks pretty normal.
"I was in Wal Mart yesterday and there was this guy with the retardaway look working the door. From far away he looked like a retard, but when I got close he looked pretty normal."
by T_C_D November 19, 2007

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

an unattractive person who constantly hollers at you.
one that thinks they are attractive but are actually quite hard on the eyes.
one that thinks they are attractive but are actually quite hard on the eyes.
by CT January 29, 2004
