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Bear Knots

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.
My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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happy bear

A bear you must befriend. You can drink tea with a happy bear, they are good for you and they are good for me.
A happy bear is a good bear, a good bear for tea. A good bear for me.
by LegendaryOwlCarnival July 17, 2017
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bear's pears

Meaning: Exceptionally good or unique.

Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.
I heard the boss took Marc out to that fancy steak house because of his leadership on that last project. That's just the bear's pears.
by DeadMichael February 6, 2018
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N Bear

Someone who does as little as possible yet still gets things wrong in day to day life.
He is an N Bear
by SJW2828 July 22, 2019
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rusty bear

by Rusty Bear June 15, 2017
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Finnish Bear

A finnish bear is a woman that is very attractive but annoying and steals your personal belongings.
Bob: Hey I can’t believe Sally stole my lamp she is such a Finnish Bear!
Joe: I know right! She stole my couch.
by FinnishBear August 21, 2022
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bear steepener

A term used by financial managers to either identify an unsustainalbe interest rate yield curve, or to display or cover up their own weinerheadnedess.
I don't know the answer to that question. But the yield curve is in bear steepener.
by bigbeefner December 28, 2010
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