schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016

Sweater

Kids in NBA 2k, usually mypark game mode, who sweat their dick off to try to beat you.

Me: dude this guy is spamming the fuck outta the steal button.

Friend: yea that kids a sweater

by R Donz September 26, 2017

Sweater

To compete with others for wearing the softest artical of clothing.

It's sweater time Daniel and I heard you didn't wear you cashmere today muhahah!

by Sami-Sosa February 8, 2010

Tard Sweater

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.

by Jennacyde February 5, 2010

Turkish Sweater

1.) Extreme body hair resulting in a man pelt.

2.) Back hair that starts just below the hairline and extends down the back.

Told my barber to make sure he trims my Turkish Sweater as he's finishing up. I don't want any hair poking out of my collar.

by Littlefoot0341 April 15, 2025

Sweater Swaggin'

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. (To exclude any and all turtle necks). Usually acquired from thrift stores, or unconscious homeless.

Did you see Micah's sweet knit sweater? He was sweater swaggin' hard!

You missed out, we were sweater swaggin' it up at the bar last night.

by steaz with ease November 17, 2011

Sweater jello

Medium to large breasts making a jiggling motion inside the cover of a sweater.

Hey Gary, check out the sweater jello!

by VanillaScooper April 11, 2017