Suicide Watch 

A term widely known to all athletes. Failure to the degree that one would rather cause harm to themselves than to bear the embarrassment. Goes best with a cold glass of Bleach or a taunt rope.

Jaison Heard really messed that inning up, looks like he is on suicide watch again tonight.

Suicide Watch by humandictionary37 June 3, 2017

Suicide yourself 

A funny way of telling someone to kill themself

Noob: I am so L33t i just raped a guy that was 10 levels below me!!!!!

Pro: Do me a favor and suicide yourself.

Suicide yourself by TheThunderCunt July 27, 2009

suicide lane 

A lane on a roadway that, depending upon the time of day, changes direction of travel. Sometimes, as in Snellville, Georgia, the direction of travel is noted by an electric sign every 200 feet hanging across the highway. Other times, as in parts of Maryland, there is nothing but a sign.

Example:

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

From 5am to noon, lanes 1, 2, 3, and 4 are Southbound, lane 5 is a turn lane, and lanes 6 and 7 are Northbound. From noon to 8pm, lanes 1 and 2 are Southbound, lane 3 is a turn lane, and lanes 4 through 7 are Northbound.

The suicide lanes on 78 always creep me out just a bit.

suicide lane by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 28, 2005

suicide bomber 

Some gay retarded religious fanatics that normally try to hijack airplanes (or steal a bike) and ram it into a tall building while screamin allahmundahahahalokbutt and proceeding to blow themselves up or die of brain concussion (after crashing into a steel building with a bike). Normally asshole muslims.

...nnnnrrrRRWWWWWNNNNNGGGPOW *plane crashes into building killing several hundred civilians*
... ring ... ring ... RING ... RING *bike crashes into tall building killing the retarded rider.*

That's a suicide bomber.

suicide bomber by 1337 H8T0R March 26, 2010

Suicide Jokes 

"Edgy Jokes" or "Suicide Jokes" are jokes which are used to joke about wanting to die or killing yourself.
Suicide Jokes are jokes that you use to say that you either don't want to do a certain thing or in no context at all, just want to die, while the next day you are still alive.
suicide jokes aren't always expressed with speech, but also with your hands. Like making a gun with your hand and put it on the side of your head and pretend you are shooting.

Suicide Jokes Could be:
You: I really wanna kill myself now.
or
You: Kill me, please.

Suicide Jokes by Forsenlol May 7, 2018

suicide note 

what you accidentally turn in to your english teacher

teacher:ray this is a suicide note
me:shit

suicide note by raybeez March 28, 2022