Man spreading

When a man spreads his legs to air out his genitals because their in between his legs all day and it’s very uncomfortable.

The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.

by Ben Shapiro is cool. May 31, 2018

Stealing home

Euphemism for anal sex. Since you usually have to sneak it in, and you have to slide through the mud to get it done.

Last night, with Hollyanna, I totally stole home.

by Forest Walker November 4, 2004

screaming ab-dabs

Diarrhea that might cause you to run, bow-legged, to a lavatory to pass a very hot-runny movement.

"Make sure that chickens been cooked properly, I'm not spending all night running to the toilet with the screaming ab-dabs"

by mmmicecream May 9, 2009

Screaming Seagull

When a man fucks a woman from behind on the beach, then pulls out, dips his dick in the sand, and rams it in her ass. She then screams like a seagull.

"Man, that bitch thought we was gonna have lovey, dovey sex on the beach...I sure showed her with that fucking Screaming Seagull."

by CherylTheShitShow July 26, 2009

Screaming Pelican

When you are making love on the beach you pull your cock out, jam it in the sand and then put it back inside

I gave youre sister a screaming pelican and she ran off

by Bestmedicevah February 20, 2009

steaming carpet

the act of relieving yourself onto a woman's pubic region. An act made notorious by peewee herman

I was steaming carpet yesterday when my mom walked in. How embarassing.

by Gregery May 11, 2006

steaming curley

A hot fresh turd that is curled or piled onto something and is so fresh it's steaming!

after licking her asshole last night Sara dropped a Steaming Curley on my chest as a blew my load!

by NglessCage May 30, 2006