marketing strategy

A subtle euphemism for straight up lying.

"We'll get them to buy our products using marketing strategy!"

by Jebediar January 20, 2007

Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet a monkey could do better

What happened to the Ferrari strategy the f*** are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards
Whata mistake of da maker

by Carlos science November 24, 2019

Scrat

A slang term(most prominently in Leeds/West Yorkshire) for the recreational drug MCAT aka 'Mephedrone' - Originally a legal(yet VERY potent) high, which first started appearing in the UK around 2008, but by April 2010 it had become classified as an illegal substance in the UK. Other names for scrat include Meow Meow, Bubble, M-Smack, or if you're from London 'drone'

The potency of Scrat has slowly declined over the years, however the smell it omits is very much as flavoursome as it was in the old days... sometimes a very stale 'pissy' kind of smell, that you got in the old fashioned public gents loos with yellow balls in the urinal! - never use your bank card when racking up a slug with your pals, as if the slightest molecule of Scrat gets in your purse or wallet then you can't get shut of the fucking pong and all your work colleagues and family will know you are a wreck head!

1st guy: I don't get paid until the 29th so I can't afford any coke!

2nd guy: Why don't you buy an eighth of scrat?

by Sprout Master Damo June 10, 2015

Nigger scratch

Bad graffiti, such as that thrown up by a gangmember with no talent.

"Man! Look at all that nigger scratch on your wall!"
"I know, I need to get some Mexicans in here that care about their art."

"Looks like 2-Loc put up more nigger scratch on your property again"

by Sqquirrel August 19, 2013

Arnold Scratchanigger

Easier way to spell arnold swarchanigger. Also a better way to pronounce just make sure there isn't any black guys around.

Blacky turns to see if any black people or minorities is around then proceeds to say "Arnold Scratchanigger is one ripped nigger"

by BlackerKid November 2, 2011

scratter

Carrying all one's possessions around in a designer carrier bag and never bringing something to sleep in when staying away from home.

Look at that scratter who has managed to fit everything she owns into a <insert designer here> bag.

by katini June 24, 2004

Scratz

A nickname ideally given to your tall, skinny, awkward friend. Starts with a vaguely insulting connotation, but soon becomes a term of endearment.

Hey, wanna go get Scratz and play some Mafia?

by Patattack May 17, 2007