Someone who modyfies their car’s suspension to a desired lowered height, ei, bagged, slammed. Poorly done, with cheap parts from eBay, the common shit stancer or poser is looking to gain the most clout by posting their sacrilege to the gram, for all of the car community to see. You’ll often hear shit stancers from a mile away because their drive train and/or body panels scrape.
They’ll go through all that trouble for status; going sideways on driveways or speed bumps, like a woman with waaaaay tooo tall high heels, but hey, their Stilettos. Idk emoji
They’ll go through all that trouble for status; going sideways on driveways or speed bumps, like a woman with waaaaay tooo tall high heels, but hey, their Stilettos. Idk emoji
Dude bro 1:Yo!!!!! You’ve seen Ryan?
Dude bro 2: nahh, what’s up with him?
Dude bro 1: he modded his car, I saw it and was tight!
Dude bro 2: that shit stancer? Didn’t he modify a forester? Isn’t that his moms? Wow the only way that guy is gonna get laid if that girl is blind and deaf. She won’t hear or see what he did to that Subaru.
Dude bro 2: nahh, what’s up with him?
Dude bro 1: he modded his car, I saw it and was tight!
Dude bro 2: that shit stancer? Didn’t he modify a forester? Isn’t that his moms? Wow the only way that guy is gonna get laid if that girl is blind and deaf. She won’t hear or see what he did to that Subaru.
by ArmoredJelly March 14, 2019
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