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Shit Stancer

Someone who modyfies their car’s suspension to a desired lowered height, ei, bagged, slammed. Poorly done, with cheap parts from eBay, the common shit stancer or poser is looking to gain the most clout by posting their sacrilege to the gram, for all of the car community to see. You’ll often hear shit stancers from a mile away because their drive train and/or body panels scrape.

They’ll go through all that trouble for status; going sideways on driveways or speed bumps, like a woman with waaaaay tooo tall high heels, but hey, their Stilettos. Idk emoji
Dude bro 1:Yo!!!!! You’ve seen Ryan?

Dude bro 2: nahh, what’s up with him?

Dude bro 1: he modded his car, I saw it and was tight!

Dude bro 2: that shit stancer? Didn’t he modify a forester? Isn’t that his moms? Wow the only way that guy is gonna get laid if that girl is blind and deaf. She won’t hear or see what he did to that Subaru.
by ArmoredJelly March 14, 2019
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Cole Stanley

An ugly motherfucker that has no life no friends and no one to love him he sucks he absolutely sucks he is probably gay we don't know yet he acts like he isn't but there is just something about him that makes me think he is gay he is always saying nigga it's annoying i want to beat his stupid mother fucking ass he is a bitch he doesn't respect women and every relationship he is in ends because he is abusive
Cole Stanley is a fucking racist asshole
by Nigbob6745 April 24, 2019
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Peyton Stanhagen

A girl who has impeccable style, stays up ‘till 3 am on Instagram, and admits her feeling for her crush just to get the answer “Ok”.
Ooo girl, did you see Peyton Stanhagen’s outfit today, it was cute asf.
by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 9, 2019
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Spooder-Stache

A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.
Dude you need to shave your spooder-stache it looks disgusting.
by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019
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Brock Stanley

The sweetest, yet strongest guy you’ll ever meet. Girls want him, and guys wanna be him.
Girl #1: “The guy I met last night is such a Brock Stanley!”
Girl #2: “omg I want a Brock Stanley too!”
by Peachy_Peach August 5, 2021
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Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
by Apollo83 August 12, 2022
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Huntington Stance

When you stand in a window naked, stroking your meat.
Tim was standing in the window doing the Huntington stance when Jamie went outside.
by Casey317 August 31, 2022
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