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mean and sour old turd 

An insult which originated in Dear Dumb Diary, a children's book by Jim Benton. Generally means an old person who hates kids and likes to beat their 40-year-old-son over the head with their cane.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
a) A dumb, brainless ninny
b) A rich, happy rock star
c) A mean and sour old turd
Related Words

Sweet n' Sour Injector 

1. Any male of East Asian descent attempting to inseminate a woman. 2. Unprotected sex by East Asian male resulting in ejaculating into a woman's vagina. 3. Any East Asian male knowingly ejaculates into a woman's vagina to encourage impregnation.
Hey man I knocked up that White chick last night. I pulled a sweet n' sour injector.

sailor's sour cream 

An alcoholic drink, served by the shot glass, mixing equal parts milk and vodka.
Barkeep, I'll have a Sailor's Sour Cream Shooter.
sailor's sour cream by Del Millard February 11, 2006

Sweet & Sour 

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman under the bedsheets and, subsequent to orgasm, proceed to fart, thus creating a Dutch oven effect. Thus the sweet part (cumming) and the sour (the rancid smell of the fart.)
Patty: Dude, did that chick's pussy taste naughty or nice?

Adam: Nice man, except I let one rip right after eating her out and pulled the worst Sweet & Sour in history!
Sweet & Sour by Jackstar25 February 3, 2014

Lemon Sour 

A cocktail made with Vodka, Lemon Sour and flavored to taste with lemon juice. Served cold.
"She's going to get sick if she keeps drinking those Lemon Sours like that!"
Lemon Sour by EmoDom October 9, 2008

whiskey sour

1. To munch down on a girl's box after making a whiskey waterfall from between her jugs, pooling in the hatchet wound.
1. Women do not like Whiskey Sours half as much as men do because it's like pouring antiseptic on an open wound.
whiskey sour by sufframouth January 3, 2008