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shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity
Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016
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Stocking Stuffer

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists
i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off
by Porkrhind December 21, 2016
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smocking hot

This phrase is for describing a girl that has perfect tits, and awesome booty; in other words, she is perfect any sense word.
...Hey Ted, yesterday I banged such a smocking hot girl!..
by Peluquero June 14, 2017
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sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.
I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.
by Telmea Story June 3, 2018
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Sucking the wrapper

When you suck someones dick when they have a condom on
Dude she was sooo sucking the wrapper last night
by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019
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sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.
The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.
by mlhiss July 26, 2019
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soaking hot

Florida weather in August when it's 98 degrees outside and the humidity is upwards of 86%.
Mom, it's soaking hot outside!
by Venomousblueeyes August 15, 2019
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