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Smoke weed

A phrase used commonly among stoner's when somebody forgets that they are currently in possession of the pipe or joint and proceeds to babble nonsensically prior to taking their hit. The phrase "smoke weed" is used in these situations to remind the offender to take their hit and pass it because others are waiting on them. This phrase is often followed by the word "damn it" or "bitch".
Dave: *passes joint to carl*
Carl: Ya know man, i bet we could turn your neighbors pool into a giant ass gravity bong! we just need, like a trash can and some other shit
Next kid in circle: Smoke weed, bitch
by Fuzzadelic August 6, 2011
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tit smoked

To get burned or insulted completely that the person that insulted can say that they just smoked your tits.
Zach: There are so many guys in here that it is like a sausge fest and a half

Fuzzy: Ha Ha Zach you're the half

Zach: Oh man

Fuzzy: You just got tit smoked
by Fuzzy Bizz September 8, 2007
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u get smoked

by TFUK September 21, 2005
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smokehouse

(V). An extremely attractive female. Refers to her being "smokin'" hot. Is used when classifying someone's attractiveness.
Jessica Simpson is a smokehouse!
by ERNNNNN April 19, 2007
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third-hand smoke

Second-hand smoke suffered through inhalation of someone else's clothes, car, etc. At work: someone's paperwork, file folders, etc. In breath: usually accompanied with alcohol or coffee.
I about choked from third-hand smoke when Tammy was talking so close to my face!
by KarlaSue2001 July 28, 2006
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Smoke Some Bone

Verb

A colloquial term for fellatio, otherwise known as a blowjob, or sucking penis. The name is taken from the idea of likening a male genitalia to a cigar and "smoking it", or placing one's mouth on the head of the penis, but is otherwise exchangeable with blowjob in meaning. Smoke Some Bone typically has heavy gay connotation.
Looks like Carl should let out some Steam; time for him to Smoke Some Bone.

Dude, you really have no idea how far Jimmy is in the closet, do you? That "straight" man Smokes Bones daily!
by IQuarent November 29, 2016
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Smoke your boots

A taunt that promises you will deliver. To show your opponent up, to teach them a lesson.
I'm going to smoke your boots on the basketball court.

Bro, she sucked my dick and she smoked my boots.

I'm gonna smoke your fucking boots, you little pussy.
by Relaxedfit128605 April 20, 2017
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