sitchenario

Term used by some one who is confused about whether to describe a situation or a scenario. Typically coming from someone who is really "ghetto" trying to sound important and they wind up sounding...ghetto.

"Here's the sitchenario, officer...I was in that neighborhood looking for my lost dog. Dat ho just leaned over into my ride and started talkin' about sex."

by Dean Ceran June 27, 2006

unstich the sitch

To ruin an event or occasion. Derived from "sitch" which is slang for situation.

We were flying kites at the park when a sudden rainstorm unstiched our sitch.

by Pajamaman July 22, 2003

Slatch

A request for and item or anything else that can be given to any person at any given time.

Example 1
Guy: yo, random brotch slatch some sex.
Attractive female: sounds good.

Example 2
person 1: yo my nyigga slatch a drank of that purple drank.
person 3: Ight.

by Shizzy16 September 25, 2011

skitcher

A skater (inline speed bearing rollerblade type) that "hitches" a ride from a motor vehicle, often in traffic, by skating parallel to the vehicle and catching hold of it (usually by the rear fender, fin, bumper, etc.), hence the term skitcher, a "skater" who "hitches" a ride!

This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be attempted by a seasoned expert skater - it is also illegal to perform on a public thoroughfare and a skater skitching in traffic could be ticketed and fined if observed by an officer of the law.

I turned the corner and saw that the skitcher had switched from the garbage truck to a faster moving delivery van as it quickly threaded through the midtown traffic, and then they were gone - he was skitching his way back uptown!

by skitcher1 December 28, 2010

skitchy

to take something from somebody without their consent. the idea is to notify them as you are taking their stuff, without giving them sufficient time to reject you offer.

I couldn't help myself from taking the skitchy when Levi ordered a better coffee than mine yesterday.

by alicemunroewallace October 20, 2010

snitch

A great person who does what is right by informing on people committing crimes

He snitched on the criminal.

by jaybird111 July 25, 2013

slithering

to have a long penis. Slithering implies it is like a snake.

yo that dude is slithering

by Gurt B Frobe August 11, 2006