Sith Job

When a sexy female Sith Lord locks eyes with you from across the room and manually stimulates your genitals to the point of orgasm using only the force!

WOW... there I was... just sitting at the bar... when I looked up and saw a straight dime piece. She was staring right back at me... "our eyes locked, and in the moment I swear that we had sex" that chick must dabble in the dark arts of the force! I literally had to go to the bathroom after that "Sith job" and ditch my boxers. After I came out of the bathroom she had vanished. It's probably a good thing though, I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle a true Sith Lord between the sheets!

by Shubacabra March 13, 2011

Sober Sitter

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.

by N8Duff July 6, 2008

Situationship

A form of relationship where neither party is completely sure of “what they are”; The period before DTR

We’re not really an item yet...actually I’m not sure what we are...or if we’re anything. I guess we’re in a situationship?

by Lolodolphin September 24, 2018

Hell site

Common name for Tumblr.com. Usually used in referral to the stupid or crazy discourse that goes on.

I logged on to the hell site today and i guess they did surgery on a grape

by Keeeeeeeeeen November 28, 2018

Sitzpinkler

In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.

"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"

by ponytrekker August 20, 2004

sitar

An elaborate instrument, deriving from traditional India. The Sitar gives off a very unique and recognizable sound. Many bands from the 60's used this, such as the Beatles (famously) and the Rolling Stones. It has 7 main strings, and 11-13 sympathetic (smaller) strings, which reside under the heavier 7. It is made of wood and gourd (tomba), and often is highly decorated with such things as carvings and bone.

The Beatles sure loved that Sitar! You can hear it very well in the song Norwegian Wood.

by Moldy August 3, 2004

Situationship

When two people do everything you would do in a relationship but y’all ain’t dating and you have no label.

“Are yall dating?”

“no, we are in a situationship”

by heyyyy yalllll March 24, 2021