Simp 

(S)uper (I)ntense (M)inecraft (P)layer

person 1: Bro you're a simp!
person 2: HELL YEAH I AM

Simp by newwordsperday June 23, 2023

simp 

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

simp by LeNing July 4, 2023

SIMP 

A man who goes above and beyond for the women in his life, even if they are just his lowly staff. He is kind, too generous and puts everyone before himself.

He is the best part of a lot of peoples day and someone to admire.

Oh boss is such a simp. Let’s be like boss.

SIMP by bellearina August 22, 2023

Simp 

Jimbo

Jimbo be simpin and shit

Simp by Josecuervo November 20, 2019

Simp 

A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.

John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”

Simp by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019

SIMP 

Shit
In
My
Pants

person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?"
person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."

SIMP by Quackxrs April 12, 2020

Simp 

Ian.Just Ian.No one else is a simp.Its just Ian.

Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.

Simp by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020