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Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed
"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"
by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021
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shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers
my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?
by dumbandall December 15, 2021
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ShittyWife

A wife who defecates in your marital bed after an argument
After we had an argument, she shit on my side of the bed! Amber Heard is a ShittyWife!
by Solaurasta Fox May 1, 2022
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Shitty Buddy

A shitty friend that cancels plans last minute, or causes other inconveniences in your life, while bringing nothing good into your life.
Man, that Tony Gunk is a real Shitty Buddy,you know?
by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023
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Shitty Titty Bean

(noun) shít-təe tít-eə bəən
A way to describe a scenario where someone is acting like a bean with a shitty titty
by Randytheplumber69 May 1, 2023
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Dirty Shitty

a nickname for Jersey City( ghetto-ass city in N.J)
Yo man I'm from Dirty Shitty.
by portprincess September 16, 2006
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Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
by film_ninja October 23, 2012
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