Shane

A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are

Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better

Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good

Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)

Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me

Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like

Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME

Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago

by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019

Shane Ryder

Tiny dick... likes fat cock... 4’10 and never works out... eats ass for money

Hey, it’s my boy Shane Ryder, we all know what he’s been up to. ;)

by Shgendicyxbd May 20, 2019

Shane

Pees sitting up

Guy 1:god I gotta take a waz

Guy 2: don’t pee sitting up
Guy 1: ew who does that?
Guy 2:Shane

by ShaneIsBad October 9, 2019

Shane

Shane is a douche but a hot douche. You hate him so much you want to screw even more. With smug smile and punchable hot face and he probably has a huge dick. He sounds like Chad but if Chad was in a Wattpad fanfic. Best thing is he does not feel any attraction towards you and just makes stupid jokes but his girlfriend, Lola, is always mad at you for some reason when you don't even know her like at all. Btw he is super popular and you are not, at all, so you're stuck in a fanfiction

You: ah, Shane is so hot
Shane: you say something?

by I am you but on the internet October 11, 2019

Shane Dawson

The funniest man to exist, no lie.

(Everyone talking about Tana and Jake's "fake" marriage)

Me: WE NEED SHANE DAWSON!

by zesty barbecue sauce August 11, 2019

Shane

Shane is a half retarded fuck nigga with a fucked up gum to teeth ratio who is also known as Lanky the Anonymous Lightskin

Shane: hi
Me: OMG I CAN HEAR YOUR GUMS!

by SHITSHAFT August 21, 2019

Shane

A term used to identify someone who hates their birth name. This person typically likes purple SUVs, has 20 children (all girls) and smells decaying rabbit fecal matter.

Come on man... Don't be a freaking Shane, everyone knows your name is Chris.

by thefunkyfeelone August 29, 2019