semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semenate

The act of ejaculating on ones face; Ejaculating during the act of masturbation

Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!

Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.

by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016

Semen bath

When you cum onto your stomach and make a pool of cum in your belly button

“That MILF was hot af I’m gonna go home and give myself a semen bath

by SimonMrBiggins November 28, 2018

Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

by darksemdemigod December 30, 2021

semen

Male Ejaculate.

Excuse me Reverend, I have semen in my butt

by Charles Pratt August 18, 2010

Seminary Girl 2

Second half
Now that these features are taken care of a much more intense process of transformation may occur for the internal aspects of her character. It begins with letting them know their purpose in life is to continue the Jewish people by having big Jewish families. It continues by dumbing them down by only offering the most simplistic forms of the Jewish faith.
The change is done when they begin to make comments like. "Of course the Avos and Imahos kept all of the Torah" "The Gedolim can never be wrong about any matter, for they have Ruach HaKodesh"

Same as before Seminary girl 1
seminary girl 2

by Institute for Jewish Women December 6, 2010

Semen Spells

The act of casting spells on somebody using ejaculation from the penis. Often, people dress up as wizards and witches and engage on casting semen spells on each other. The effect of a semen spell to the face can result in blindness/blurred vision, seeing white spots, or having a weird taste in your mouth. If a semen spell is casted upon a female's vagina, this can and will cause pregnancy. BE WARNED: You MUST be experienced before casting semen spells on others, they can be very messy, and dangerous.

Whoa, he just launched some crazy semen spells all over that ho', that's one experienced wizard!

by DANKNISS January 8, 2012