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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024
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Sebastian

A very energetic, strong, wild soul. He knows how to make you laugh for hours just by him making a silly face at you. He loves to race, work on any project to make it better, an amazing welder and a pickup truck driver. He goes all out with gifts and does anything in his power to make you smile. He’s quick to help others out before he helps himself. Although it may be hard to see sometimes, he definitely has a soft spot for animals. He loves Chick-fil-A and orange juice and he has a specific spot he parks at Walmart. He listens to all types of music but likes to play certain songs when pulling up to truck meets to show off. He likes to have a lot of friends even if their personalities doesn’t match his. He tries his best to understand what people go through and to be there for them even if they are not there for him in return. He is amazing friend and the best boyfriend to have. He is the love of my life and the man any girl would be lucky to marry.
“I want to marry Sebastian”

“Sebastian is the love of my life.”
by piscesgal August 26, 2021
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sebastian

the most cutest boy ever. he has been the most amazing boyfriend ever and i cannot tell him enough. he has made me feel emotions i’ve never felt before. being around him makes me feel light and happy. i love his hair, even though it’s been growing out a lot. i love his nose. his lips, his personality, the way he gets so loud, and so much more. i cannot explain enough why i love him. he has made me feel so special.
i love you sebastian
by taylorswiftielvr420 December 12, 2022
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Sebastian

Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All
Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You
by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021
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Sebastian

Relatively successful in some engineering field and probably graduated from a prestigious school. Despite this is always feeling inadequate and behinds in life.
Is on the spectrum and has a quirky way of speaking at times, sometimes distant but also very affectionate.
Will dance randomly at times and say random things.
Did i mention on the spectrum?
I've been missing my friends since I moved back home to work remote and save money, hurts a lil, kinda sad.
Awe, i miss CB! (sebastian).
by seabassR5 November 22, 2021
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Sebastian

Angelic, overall graceful. I would even go as far as calling him a god. His radiating presence brings joy and happiness to all surrounding forms of life. If you get to meet anyone named Sebastian as an offering to his plentiful merit, you should give him lots of money.
Sebastian is graceful.
by Chezdyn August 23, 2022
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