Scratch and Sniff

The act of fucking a woman in the ass using a rough sock as a condom, and afterwards making the woman smell the sock.

If my wife tries to drag me to the symphony again, I'm gonna give her the ol' scratch and sniff tonight.

by skizzle15 September 19, 2009

Scratch your pussy

Scratching a pussy is a slang phrase for stimulating a woman with your fingers in her vagina.

"I'm gonna Scratch your pussy until you come all over my fingers."

by Steve Santa September 26, 2005

oprah scratch

sweet coin

conan doesnt have oprah scratch.

by garrett November 26, 2003

Itch to scratch

1. A slang phrase for female masturbation. (When a female masturbates the hand formation looks like they are scratching an itch.)

I think ima go home I have an itch to scratch.

by Anon76152098 October 10, 2008

Scratcher

Someone who oddly scratches themselves in an odd and awkward manor

Scratcher: *scratch scratch scratch* oddly on butt
Normal guy: go scratch somewhere else

by Yea it's me bro August 6, 2012

lay some scratch

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!

Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

Scrotch

~A personal problem relating to an un-releivable itch near your neather reigions.
~To scratch an itch that is near your neather regions

~MAN! I wish that I didn't have such a bad scrotch on my butt!
~Zach, stop scrotching yourself, its impolite.

by It's Me! February 19, 2004