scobinator

Scobinator: A posh twat that usually has a fat girl fetish and likes to suck dick/saxophone

My friend is such a scobinator he fingered Abby Hewitt

by Scobo is gay November 12, 2017

scone eatting

noun

its when you are eatting a scone

"i'm doing the scone eatting carly, do you want to join us?"

by asldkjflkadjlfkadsjfl dajliwe9 November 17, 2017

scone app the feet

The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"

*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh

by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017

Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned May 9, 2018

Scone

Sweet but flaky. Lovely person but never shows up when plans are scheduled.

I love hanging out with her, but she a scone.

by Queensman May 11, 2018

Scone Fuzz

A hot trend that has been taken over by the fungal masses.

Often something you enjoyed before it went mainstream.

Fortnite was a great little game, but now it's covered in scone fuzz.

by Yotingo July 2, 2018

Scone Fuzz

Someone who is able to stay dry in grease.

A person who is cool in a bad situation.

She's pretty scone fuzz fore not giving up after everyone insulted her online for no reason.

by Yotingo July 2, 2018